In Australia

ivlostmymind:

Christmas - Lets get fuckin’ pissed

Easter - Lets get fuckin’ pissed

Australia Day - Lets get fuckin’ pissed

Birthdays - Lets get fuckin’ pissed

Sports team loses - Lets get fuckin’ pissed

Sports team wins - Lets get fuckin’pissed

Anzac Day - Pay your respects cunt

And then get pissed.

Got to love Australia…. 

(via moreofmorton)