(Source: amargedom, via just-a-teaspoon-of-white-lies)
(Source: ididit4thelulz, via foreversinking)
(via trashedandscattered6661)
In Australia
Christmas - Lets get fuckin’ pissed
Easter - Lets get fuckin’ pissed
Australia Day - Lets get fuckin’ pissed
Birthdays - Lets get fuckin’ pissed
Sports team loses - Lets get fuckin’ pissed
Sports team wins - Lets get fuckin’pissed
Anzac Day - Pay your respects cunt
And then get pissed.
Got to love Australia….
(via moreofmorton)
